The Murder of an innocent Ford Taurus

This car is tragic. It's a Ford Taurus that's been chopped up to look like an El Camino. With sweet Anti-Abortion body graffix, matchy rimz, sports bra on the front, and a righteous spoiler (pun), this Abortion-mobile has been totally... What's the opposite of "pimped?" Wow. Thanks Independence.

An "affordable" way to survive a zombie attack.

This is a picture of my wife Megan, as we were pricing various secret shelters to escape a zombie attack. Apparently Costco has a nice underground location just in front of their store, hidden behind some shrubs. Zombies hate shrubs. Plus the shelter is stocked with Kirkland trail mix and various Kirkland sports drinks. Bonus. We signed up.

Santa?

Apparently, the weekend snow-fest brought the jolly old man out to PetSmart. Maybe he needed reindeer feed. Sorry, that was a lame joke.

I couldn't get a pic of his face, but believe me, he looked just like Santa.

Come On!!!

LeBron James
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Thanks for not playing on Saturday Lebron. Jerk.

Milli Wookie

This weekend I'm going to Milwaukee. I can't wait! I'm going to see the Milwaukee Bucks play the Cleveland Cavaliers. Shaq's out with a broken finger, but it'll be great. My tickets are in the 3rd row at center court!

I also booked a really neat hotel room at the Aloft hotel. It'll be a nice getaway.