The United States of Waving.

I mean, they look like they're having fun... As I sat there at the light, I just watched him wave, turn, wave and turn. Pulling up a bit, I could see his face and he was smiling. It wasn't just a casual smile, it was a smile of doing something out of his element. Mr. liberty was chewing gum, and with every chomp and open, the chomp always returned to that giant smile. I thought to myself, that must be kind of a nice feeling-being out there for everyone to see; on a muddy, yellowed-grass stage. No boss to tell you you're not doing it right, just another person dressed as silly as yourself to come out in a couple of hours to change shifts with. Today's turquoise corner thespian had a forearm tattoo and white hair. Everyone's got different techniques. His simple delivery (the classic oscillating double 10-to-2 wave) made me respect his "no-frills" classiness.

I wonder how much they get paid. That's all I've got.

You kinda look like me... but not really.

Here are a few lookalikes that I've noticed recently. Some may not be as strong as others... but what the heck.

Graphic on the Pitch website and Peyton Manning:

Larry Fitzgerald and Lil Wayne:

And finally, Russell Simmons and Mariano Rivera: (Definite age difference, but kinda similar?

Hall and Oates, Kansas City, 1979

Hall and Oates, Kansas City, 1979
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

These are my parents in 1979. They won some kind of contest from Q104 (when it was a rock station). I believe they gave my parents a commemorative coin to mark the event. My dad is on the left, and my mom is on the right. It’s apparent that the presence of John Oates has overtaken my mother as she is cowering from his man-glow. The best part of this story, is that at this exact moment, I’m being formed in her womb. I’m hearing the soultry voices of H&O as they speak in perfect harmony. My mother’s immaculate conception basically comes down to this moment and answers the questions why I’m so hairy and why I wave so strangely. Note John Oates’ Royals shirt. Classy. All the way.

I have many questions about this photo:
Why was that radio DJ such a hippy? I mean, wasn’t that stuff over?
Why does my dad look like George Harrison?
Is Daryl Hall bored?
Why does my mom look asian?

I didn't know Uncle Jesse drove a Mazda...

I'll say...

I got so excited when I saw this!

Got Glasses?

If you have to do this in order to read... Don't. You look like a moron.

Integrity looks like...

So does Elvis. Gas stations need people to clean them. Well done sir. It was immaculate.