Two days ago I walked out of a QT, or Quiktrip after purchasing a delicious bubbling RedBull energy drink. On my way to my car there was a man standing in between his car and mine, doing something through the unrolled passenger-side window. As I came closer I observed this man taking a big serenge and sucking Mountain Dew from a freshly filled 85 oz. (just a guess) cup and then squirting it into the man in the passenger seat's feeding tube in his midsection.
Does this guy need Mountain Dew that bad? Was he a robot that was powered by the Dew? I'd rather not see that.