I didn't know cobras could kick anything.

TCKA
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Really? So this is the end result of a project lacking a thought process... Wow. Thanks Independence.

Oh, Jeez...

OG
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Even OG's still need to stack da chedda. Nice hat, old timer.

Apparently, they also stack chocolates, tissues and Cherry Coke.

Wieners.

Hooray for the Wieners-es!
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

A couple of weeks ago, I went to my friends' wedding. The groom's name is Mike Wieners. The bride's name is Gina Maturo. By simple addition, her name is now Gina Wieners. AWESOME!

DANGER

DANGER
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Enough said.

My other car is a broom?

IMG_0492
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Okay I get it, you're a witch.
What? A witch? Are you freakin' serious? What the heck's wrong with people... "I'm a mad scientist!" "I'm a caveman!" Get over it... your bumper sticker doesn't even make sense... Witch... bah.

shorts...

shorts...
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Uh, when your shorts are shorter than your boxer shorts, it means your shorts are too short, dummy.

world's shortest man

world's shortest man
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Last week, the world's shortest man (22 inches) turned 18 years old. This is him with his younger brother (left). I'd like to think he wore this outfit every day. If I was that little, I would. Oh, plus he wails on that little guitar Jimi Hendrix style.