I'll say...

I got so excited when I saw this!

Got Glasses?

If you have to do this in order to read... Don't. You look like a moron.

Integrity looks like...

So does Elvis. Gas stations need people to clean them. Well done sir. It was immaculate.

Needle break?

When I was in Denver this weekend, I stumbled upon this mess in the park. Was Iggy Pop in town? Bob Downey Jr.? Scott Weiland? Yipes.