On He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, there used to be a guy named RamMan. He looked like a guy in a trashcan with springy legs who talked kind of like John Madden and had a hatchet axe thingie.
A Master of his own Universe who Adioses more balls than my Royals can ever hope to. He has made buddies with the Dodgers' owner Frank McCourt (who wrote Angela's Ashes)? Weird. Anyhoo, this predator-looking maniac doesn't have an axe, but he might as well. You decide.
My vote's with the He-Man guy, cause he won't piss me off by whining.