You kinda look like me... but not really.

Here are a few lookalikes that I've noticed recently. Some may not be as strong as others... but what the heck.

Graphic on the Pitch website and Peyton Manning:

Larry Fitzgerald and Lil Wayne:

And finally, Russell Simmons and Mariano Rivera: (Definite age difference, but kinda similar?

Hall and Oates, Kansas City, 1979

Hall and Oates, Kansas City, 1979
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

These are my parents in 1979. They won some kind of contest from Q104 (when it was a rock station). I believe they gave my parents a commemorative coin to mark the event. My dad is on the left, and my mom is on the right. It’s apparent that the presence of John Oates has overtaken my mother as she is cowering from his man-glow. The best part of this story, is that at this exact moment, I’m being formed in her womb. I’m hearing the soultry voices of H&O as they speak in perfect harmony. My mother’s immaculate conception basically comes down to this moment and answers the questions why I’m so hairy and why I wave so strangely. Note John Oates’ Royals shirt. Classy. All the way.

I have many questions about this photo:
Why was that radio DJ such a hippy? I mean, wasn’t that stuff over?
Why does my dad look like George Harrison?
Is Daryl Hall bored?
Why does my mom look asian?

I didn't know Uncle Jesse drove a Mazda...

I'll say...

I got so excited when I saw this!

Got Glasses?

If you have to do this in order to read... Don't. You look like a moron.

Integrity looks like...

So does Elvis. Gas stations need people to clean them. Well done sir. It was immaculate.

Needle break?

When I was in Denver this weekend, I stumbled upon this mess in the park. Was Iggy Pop in town? Bob Downey Jr.? Scott Weiland? Yipes.

Hey Mow! N'yuk, n'yuk!

What a jerk. Thanks for going 5 mph down the road on your lawnmover. Thanks Independence.

Stranger Danger

Hey friend, let me stay in your bed.
Let me water your plants.

For GOD SAKES let the man in!

Couldn't drag me away...

Hmmm... what was this truck missing to take it from boring to AWESOME?
Yep, a window mural of white horses frolicking on a cloudy magical day.
Or maybe the driver has 3 tiny white horses in the bed of his truck?

Thanks Independence.

Speechless...

Speechless...
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Please go back to where you came from. Thanks Independence.

What makes someone write this on their car?

If you are close enough to read this you better be pulling my hair.
Thanks Independence.

Brilliant Question

The answer is NO. Why is my video game smarter than REAL people?

Chinese Dino

No chinese buffet is complete without dinosaur chicken nuggets. No wonder they went extinct. They're delicious!

The Murder of an innocent Ford Taurus

This car is tragic. It's a Ford Taurus that's been chopped up to look like an El Camino. With sweet Anti-Abortion body graffix, matchy rimz, sports bra on the front, and a righteous spoiler (pun), this Abortion-mobile has been totally... What's the opposite of "pimped?" Wow. Thanks Independence.

An "affordable" way to survive a zombie attack.

This is a picture of my wife Megan, as we were pricing various secret shelters to escape a zombie attack. Apparently Costco has a nice underground location just in front of their store, hidden behind some shrubs. Zombies hate shrubs. Plus the shelter is stocked with Kirkland trail mix and various Kirkland sports drinks. Bonus. We signed up.

Santa?

Apparently, the weekend snow-fest brought the jolly old man out to PetSmart. Maybe he needed reindeer feed. Sorry, that was a lame joke.

I couldn't get a pic of his face, but believe me, he looked just like Santa.

Come On!!!

LeBron James
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Thanks for not playing on Saturday Lebron. Jerk.

Milli Wookie

This weekend I'm going to Milwaukee. I can't wait! I'm going to see the Milwaukee Bucks play the Cleveland Cavaliers. Shaq's out with a broken finger, but it'll be great. My tickets are in the 3rd row at center court!

I also booked a really neat hotel room at the Aloft hotel. It'll be a nice getaway.

Oh Carlton...

Squirrelly

Squirrelly
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

What does this say about the driver? Are they nuts? What would make someone think, "You know what would complete the customization of my Honda Fit? A squirrel decal. Yeah..." Weird. Thanks Independence.

Hummel 185

Hummel 185
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

I bought this figurine after stuffing myself silly with German food. It's a real Hummel figurine!

Incredible

This is the most incredible venn diagram I've ever seen.

You can serve me, but you can't take care of me.

It really irks me when a server comes to my table and they start off by saying, "Hi my name is (usually some stupid name like Hannabelle or Kiffani), and I'll be taking care of you tonight..."

I don't really get that. Taking care of me? Are they gonna pay for my food? Will they chauffeur me around and drop me off at home safely after dinner? Will they tackle a crazed gunman in the restaurant to ensure we have a great experience? I don't think so. How about you just refill my drink every now and then and check back often and leave me my check, hmmm?

From now on, when I hear that phrase, I'll deduct a bit of my tip because I hate that line so much. And until my server steps in front of a bullet to save my life, they won't be taking care of me.

S*ck it

S*ck it
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

If I was a cashier at a thrift store, I'd probably wear this shirt too. Thanks Independence.

The Statue of Waving.

The Statue of Waving.
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Great... They're back. I just feel bad for these guys. Thanks Independence.

Who's Anthony, who's Anthony?

drumma
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Dude... If you're gonna play the air-drums at Best Buy, don't wear a shirt that's so tight that you rip it, doing your best Animal impersonation. Seriously... he was blaring Van Halen as loud as he could and going ca-razee! Thanks Independence.

Maybe I am, or... Maybe I am!

Cat jewels
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Today I'm wearing a cat sweatshirt that I personally bejeweled. Plus I'm wearing a fuschia turtleneck. Hooray!

Ghetto Cart.

Ghetto Cart.
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

My boss, Jim was at Hy-Vee, and he got a 3-wheeler. Thanks Independence.

The Man with the Golden Car... visited the library.

007
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Book. James Book.

metoday

metoday
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

Kinda grumpy today.

Mommy, what's a Wanker?

wankers
Originally uploaded by mrkugler

This lady happened to be in front of me at Kmart of all places. Jeez lady, stop trying to class up the place!