Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Santa punch.

Are you one of them? You know, the one person in a group photo at Christmastime who wears a santa hat. Why? You're not santa. You don't look like santa, you don't say ho like santa and you don't give presents like santa. So please don't partially dress like santa because you look like an idiot. If you're gonna dress like santa go all out and grow a beard, buy some dwarves and bareback a reindeer to your grandma's house. Don't wear a Van Heusen shirt, khakis and a Seiko and accent the getup with a santa hat to add a little flavor to the holidays 'cause you just look like a dick.

Hey, let's spread out and get in random photos. DB's Ho! Break!


1 comment:

Megan said...

What do you have to say about Mickey Mouse ears at Disneyland? Same thing, or is it okay because you're in the confines of a giant amusement park?